After New Hampshire’s “first in the nation” Dixville Notch votes and reports results, ballots are then cast in Penistown Snatch. — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) June 25, 2012 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
I swear the hostess just said, “Donner Party, table for six. Donner Party? Last call, Donner Party, table for five.” — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) November 4, 2011 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
Watching a documentary on wild Nittany Lions and one of the male cats is playing with the Nittany Lion Cubs. Wait a second, this is ESPN. — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) March 22, 2012 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
Fining Kobe Bryant $100K for calling a referee a “f-cking f-ggot” won’t change Kobe but making him Grand Marshal of the SF Pride Parade will — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) April 14, 2011 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
August 21, 1976 — Donna Summer performs on American Bandstand. For some reason, I’m at my friend Jim’s house. I’m eleven years old. Jim had stuff at his place that we didn’t have at ours, like a pack of Marlboros wrapped in plastic, hidden in the woodpile. I tried it, didn’t want anything to do with […]
I don’t quite get the opposition to gay marriage but I also don’t understand why gays would want to deal with all the nagging. — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) March 15, 2012 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
NYC Mayor Bloomberg to ban sodas larger than 16 oz, but you can buy two — as absurd as ordering two Bloomberg terms but getting three. — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) May 31, 2012 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook. ARTWORK: […]
I just submitted a patent. My invention is a “gay Allen wrench.” It only works on designer furniture or other Allen wrenches. — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) July 26, 2011 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
Guy who caught Derek Jeter’s HR ball/3000th hit faces huge tax bill. Had the ball landed in a corporate box, nobody would have paid taxes — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) July 19, 2011 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
Oh, to be a fly on the wall, but better to be a fly on top of another fly on the wall. Seems like that dude gets the best of both worlds — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) May 8, 2011 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it […]
