Public restrooms are bad enough without someone in the next stall sounding as if they’re laying down the bass track on a Rick James record. — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) April 21, 2012 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
Driving in the city of Bundt, just going around and around and around. There doesn’t seem to be a whole lot going on in the center of town — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) May 1, 2011 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on […]
I always wanted to live with a cinnamon girl. Thought I could be happy the rest of my life with a cinnamon girl. Saw an old friend and he always wanted to live with a cinnamon girl too, so he married one. I asked how it was — when they’re together, do they chase the moonlight? […]
Whoever first said “hugs are better than drugs” didn’t realize that it’s possible to have both — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) April 22, 2011 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
A United flight bound for Cancun on Sunday was diverted to Cuba after the flight crew detected a strange odor, which turned out to be Cuba — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) August 3, 2011 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
Made Hooters food at home without the waitresses, so, effectively, it was the worst of both worlds. — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) August 1, 2011 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
As the sweltering summer days of 2012 emerge more primitive, the latest combative effort by Mayor Michael Bloomberg is viewed as another in a long list of nanny state decrees — this time, a proposed ban to outlaw the eating of New York residents standing over 5-foot-4. Designed to curb a nation’s growing obsession with cannibalism, […]
2013 — Rolling Stones to embark on 50th anniversary: “YOU CAN’T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU, wait a second, where am I? How did I get here?” tour. — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) April 16, 2012 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
Being hungover is like you’re at a Nickelback concert and all the doors are locked. — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) March 10, 2012 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
Kim Kardashian “flour bombed” on the red carpet last night, first time the reality star has been covered with a white substance that was dry — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) March 23, 2012 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
