Halloween costume catalogs are great. You can trace the evolution from toddler outfits all the way to full-on slutty whore in about 25 pages — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) September 25, 2011 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
The lack of significant weight loss over the past 3 years is easily explained upon learning that isn’t protein powder, it’s pancake mix — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) May 19, 2011 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
My cat’s depressed. She’s all, like, woe is meow — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) January 7, 2011 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
Was it a millionaire who said “imagine no possessions”? — Elvis Costello, The Other Side of Summer NEW YORK — When 26-year old UCLA grad Alonzo Backman first pitched tent in Zuccotti Park, he hoped his message of income inequity and unsavory dealings on Wall Street would resonate from the 99%, directly to the top 1% of earners. He […]
Speaking of balls, did you know Lance Armstrong has only one testicle? It’s Lance Bass who has two — four if you count the pair on his chin — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) August 2, 2012 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on […]
A writer for Place it on Lucky Dan has written a joke apparently so funny that the FBI will not allow it to be told, various wire reports confirm. The joke is being withheld from public view until authorities better understand the nature behind its crafting and determine the wide ranging extent of its power to […]
In the end, his digital likeness died as he lived. Eyewitnesses describe a rumbling noise followed by flashes of light. In the end, Hologram Tupac Shakur was dead — gunned down in the Las Vegas night early Thursday, the 16th anniversary of the rapper’s actual death. He was only five months old. What happened on […]
The United States is the world’s top exporter of sperm, which is shocking, considering we have the Kardashians and they are net importers. — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) April 26, 2012 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
When Peter Dinklage has a 5-Hour Energy Drink, it’s actually a 10-Hour Energy Drink. — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) May 5, 2012 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
BURLINGTON — In an ever-growing sign of the times, another local business shuts its doors and a Vermont landmark becomes a memory. For a city known for its gravy fries, premium ice cream and a fondness for microbrew, the news hits especially hard. But it’s 2011 and as goes Nicotine Jim’s, so goes the nation. Pioneer brewmaster Jim […]
