I’m reminded that Paul Simon said there were whores on Seventh Avenue. Still the case? Can anyone recommend a reliable cross street? — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) February 5, 2013 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
I sat on my hand to make it fall asleep. Now when I use it to write checks, it feels like someone else is doing it. — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) February 5, 2013 Urban Dictionary definition: The Stranger. More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky […]
Lindsay Lohan to play Liz Taylor in Lifetime movie, which sounds odd til you learn the part of Richard Burton is played by a pile of cocaine — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) April 30, 2012 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
Chuck Norris doesn’t color his hair, his hair colors Chuc– no wait, Chuck Norris colors his hair. — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) September 12, 2012 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
Night 3: Masters afterparty. Tiger Woods trailing in stroke play, pulls out the wood. Drives a long one, lands in a hazard: she’s married. — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) April 10, 2011 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
Was my dream telling me to start dressing like the guys in Color Me Badd or go to the clothing store where the band actually works? — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) January 25, 2013 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
Happier than Eddie Money after a surgical procedure designed to make the face appear younger by pulling loose facial skin taut. #geico — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) September 30, 2012 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson onTwitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
The sun came up this morning. Luckily, I bet my bottom dollar on it, straight up, plus a parlay on it setting in the west to win $1.40. — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) October 13, 2012 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson onTwitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
Reports that Alaska and Hawaii have slid south of the Rio Grande are unfounded, both U.S. and Mexican officials confirmed today. This admission included a plea from Mexican authorities to mapmakers around the world insisting that their country had not vanished and was, in fact, still there. A rash of 9-1-1 calls stirred the controversy, making it necessary […]
“I thought that his election would promote racial healing in the country; it would be a tremendous transformation of attitudes. And instead . . . now I consider him one of the most racially divisive and polarizing figures ever. I think it will take years to undo the damage he has done.” — Camille Paglia, […]
