Q. Is Cara/Kara starting to bug the shit out of you with her comments yet? Lord, she bugs the fuck out of me! Bring back Paula! Dumb as a rock, but unpretentious… A. First off, I need to address the Cara/Kara thing once and for all. I knew a girl named Cara in college and managed […]
Q. Come on! What the hell is this? If you’re a guy, you’re a sex addict. It’s genetic. If you’re famous, it’s like a kid in a candy store. Either you respect your significant other or you don’t. Look, I don’t understand why guys like Jesse James and Tiger Woods get married in the first […]
“Imagine if somebody were to really sit down with Osama Bin Laden and say, ‘listen man, what is it that you’re so angry at me about that you’re willing to have people strap bombs to themselves, or get inside of airplanes and fly them into buildings.’ That would be the miracle if we can sit […]
I’m confused how it can be predicted after an earthquake 20 miles beneath the surface of Chile, that waves from the resulting tsunami will reach the Big Island of Hawaii 6700 miles away and this will occur at exactly 11:19am local time – but – Time Warner Cable needs to give me a 4-hour window when […]
Public apology by Tiger Woods opens — I kid you not — with this line: “Dear America, I am truly sorry for having sex with most of you.” — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) February 15, 2013 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
Still hurting from the recall, a 3rd place finish at Daytona 500 good news for Toyota. Bad news, they’re still trying to get the car to stop — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) February 26, 2013 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
Taco Bell founder Glen Bell died, was laid to rest at private ceremony in a flour tortilla and drenched with volcano taco sauce for just 89¢ — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) February 8, 2013 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
The very definition of Tiger Woods falling into a bucket of life’s crap = John Daly giving him advice. — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) February 20, 2013 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
Q. This being the year married men could not keep their pants on, which one of these guys is the lowest of the lows? The contestants: Tiger Woods, banging whores while his wife was 7 months pregnant. David Letterman, banging an intern while on vacation with his wife and kids. Mark Sanford, Governor of South Carolina, whose […]
Ex-girlfriend of Verne Troyer got a restraining order against him. “Mini-Me” must now stay 100 yards away, which to Verne is like four miles — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) February 14, 2013 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson onTwitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
