Q. “I think the Internet is the most dangerous thing invented since the atomic bomb,” John Mellencamp recently told Reuters. “It’s destroyed the music business. It’s going to destroy the movie business.” What is wrong with these people? A. John, you keep swimming when life gets you down. Sounds like Mr. Sourcrab’s been nipping at […]
August 27, 1990: Headed to play golf with Tony and we hear on the radio that Stevie Ray Vaughan had died. Something inside you is immediately shredded and it’s as much about the news as it is what you learned from it. You know instantly that you’ll catalog this moment and be keyed into everything that led […]
This sets a bad precedent. Dodge commercial with the “Dexter” guy voicing a dry approach to just how big this tent sale is, then toss in a monkey as the kicker to show it’s even better. Silly. Funny. It’s the only reason the bit works — the monkey at the end. No monkey, no bit. Otherwise, it’s just […]
Chris Bosh was fantastic in “Avatar.” twitter.com/SoapyJohnson/s… — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) February 20, 2013 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
In a landmark agreement, NBA Commissioner Larry Stern has given the green light to a plan that allows free agent LeBron James to play for all 15 NBA Eastern Conference teams, sources said late last night. The deal, which emerged as a rumor just days ago, will become official when James announces the pact on “The […]
METAIRIE, LA — You’ve heard the saying: “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” What if life bestowed upon you a broken seam on the ocean floor and out from it spilled millions upon millions of barrels of lemons that washed up on your shore, threatening wildlife, wetlands and local habitat? Well for many chefs in the […]
Opinions are like assholes, they control expulsion of unwanted semi-solid matter produced during digestion after nutrients are extracted. — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) February 10, 2013 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
This Elena Kagan softball photo thing is completely overblown. A woman who plays softball isn’t automatically a lesbian, just as being a lesbian automatically doesn’t mean you play softball — although it’s true that being a lesbian softball player automatically means you’re probably pretty good. >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on […]
If your reflection not only responds but advises you on highly personal medical concerns, erectile dysfunction is not your biggest problem. — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) February 20, 2013 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
Courtney Love isn’t changing her name. Good! I monogrammed her birthday gift – a vintage silk-chiffon ruffled blouse with matching vomit bib — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) February 20, 2013 More from “THE TWITTER COLLECTION …” >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.
