Do the right thing and watch it spread. Kindness and generosity are contagious, Liberty Mutual would have you believe. A man picks up a child’s doll that fell on the sidewalk; the child’s mother passes the karma forward by moving someone’s coffee cup from the edge of a table; a bystander sees this and later helps a fallen […]
“Hello, this is Charlie Manson. Is your refrigerator running?” It wasn’t funny the first time. Oh, and no — we don’t sell Prince Albert in a can. Take your punchline and get the hell out of here. What’s really odd is, all summer I was getting these weird texts and phone messages — I didn’t even […]
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[Editor’s note: This website was just an idea when high school friend Ian O’Malley announced his intention to kick cigarettes — cold turkey, once and for all. Despite his belief that Styx at the Beacon Theatre is not the greatest rock and roll event of all time, the offer was extended for Ian to tell his tale when […]
This needs to stop. We know you need to go. WE need to go. Why else are we standing in this line? The lure of public restroom odor? We don’t envy you and the majority of us are glad to accommodate. How many times are you ever turned away? You don’t want to be here […]
Accused of avoiding the electorate and ducking his opponent, embattled two-term Maine Senator Daniel Larkin this morning agreed to his first interview in more than three months, the stipulation being that he would only correspond through Twitter direct messaging. Already trailing GOP favorite Gene Tatum by 5 points, polls show Larkin now losing support with his base […]
Since it’s “Quarterback Week” at Place it on Lucky Dan, Brett Favre has refused to be ignored, much like this story. It’s been so easy to disregard the annual pre-season retirement drama that when news broke last week of his quest for Jenn Sterger, it slipped comfortably into one ear, the surprise being how stubbornly it refused to slip […]
The average American high school student of voting age has trouble spelling the name of the street they live on and can spell only 75 pecent of the states in the nation correctly, a Place it on Lucky Dan servey reveals. The study, conducted earlier this year, also disclothed that 63 pecent of Americans feel […]
Philadelphia Eagles QB Michael Vick will most likely miss 2-4 weeks with a crack in his rib cartilage, although the team has yet to issue an official report. The injury, suffered late in the first quarter of Sunday’s loss to division-rival Washington, comes at an inopportune time for the Eagles. Vick had taken over the […]
Turner Broadcasting System, Inc., has trumped Fox in a heated bidding war over the U.S. broadcast rights to “Chilean Miner Idol,” a singing competition featuring the 33 miners trapped underground roughly 28 miles north of Copiapó, Chile. The competition, set to begin broadcasting on Chile’s Chilevisión later this week, is scheduled to debut on TBS […]
