A good bit that always works
Q. WHO notches up swine flu pandemic alert. Well I don’t know, who?
A. Yes, WHO notched up the swine flu pandemic alert.
Q. WHO did?
A. Yes.
Q. I’m asking you. Who??
A. Exactly.
Q. Exactly what???
A. What’s malaria.
Q. What are you talking about?
A. Malaria.
Q. What’s malaria?
A. Precisely.
Q. You’re not making any sense.
A. I’m answering your question.
Q. No you’re not. Who notched up the swine flu pandemic alert?
A. Yes.
Q. What??
A. Malaria.
Q. What’s malaria???
A. Always has been.
Q. Always has been what??
A. Malaria.
Q. Look, it’s a simple question. Who notched up the swine flu pandemic alert?
A. WHO.
Q. I’m asking you! I don’t know.
A. I don’t know is scarlet fever.
Q. Scarlet fever?? WHO NOTCHED UP THE SWINE FLUE PANDEMIC ALERT????
A. I’m telling you the answer — WHO!
Q. WHO’s what?
A. What’s malaria.
Q. I don’t care about malaria. Who notched up swine flu?
A. Yes.
Q. Who????
A. WHO.
Q. I don’t know.
A. Scarlet fever.
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