My brother is having an affair
HIM: What’s his wife think of that?
HER: She’s not thrilled.
HIM: I can see that.
HER: Especially when the girl is still in college. He gets all —
HIM: She’s what??
HER: Yeah, she’s like 19 or 20. She’s in college — a sophomore, I think.
HIM: And he’s?
HER: Forty-one, two kids — newborn. I’m really looking forward to my visit, should be interesting. Guarantee he’ll be pissy, it’s parent’s weekend. He gets all mopey when she’s not around.
HIM: Yeah, but that’s understandable, he misses her. How often does he go there?
HER: A few times a month.
HIM: And arranges that how?
HER: His visits?
HIM: It’s a four-hour drive? How do you justify all the trips?
HER: He says he’s off to scout a project. Denise isn’t dumb, she just didn’t have any hard evidence.
HIM: She does now?
HER: There were rumors they were having an affair at work.
HER: Nobody, but —
HER: They found a condom on the floor in the breakroom — they were the only two in the building, before you say “that could have been anybody’s.” I know you.
HER: And he needed to wear a condom for that?
HIM: That’s why they say to wear a condom, don’t want to spread HIV.
HER: They make little finger condoms for that.
HIM: Maybe he has a larger thumb than most people.
HER: He doesn’t. Besides, he doesn’t have HIV.
HIM: Partly because of his efforts to not spread the disease.
HER: Stop sticking up for him.
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