Posts Tagged ‘tie goes to the runner’
A kid gives his dad a tie for Father's Day. Dad says he already has a few hundred of them already and suggests giving it to someone who might need one. The kid talks a walk, sees a jogger and flags him down in the middle of the street. He gives him the tie and says "Happy Father's Day." Jogger says he isn't a dad. "Why would you [...]
Gave my grampa a tie. He said, "a tie is like kissing your sister, unless your sister is really hot. In that case, it could be worse." — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) January 11, 2011 More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson onTwitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.