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27" Grande Lava Lamp

27
$99.99
Before there were Man Caves, there were basements with Lava Lamps. And this oversized version of the space-age sensation ...

Santa's North Pole Music Box

Santa's North Pole Music Box
$119.99
Santa's North Pole Music Box is a classically-styled musical Christmas decoration that rotates, lights up and plays eight ...

The Hangover Baby Carlos Pint Glass from Warner Bros.

The Hangover Baby Carlos Pint Glass from Warner Bros.
$7.99
Get ready for some serious hijinks with the gang from The Hangover with this cool pint glass! This 16 oz. ...

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Minimum Wage and the Limonette Mystique

Minimum Wage and the Limonette Mystique

Previously ……… The starting point: The Unemployment Chronicles, Vol. 1 —  Vol. 6  — How would you make a lemon drop if you weren't using fresh juice? I started bartending part-time and I'm using Absolut Citron, the only lemon vodka we have. Plus triple sec and sour mix. I haven't made one professionally, came close [...]

We are the chosen ones

We are the chosen ones

Previously ......... The starting point: The Unemployment Chronicles, Vol. 1 ---  Vol. 5  --- A week later ... I had a dream where I stumbled upon these really cool rocking chairs at a Costco in Pakistan, brought them over mountains with the aid of a 900-pound mule and a old Sherpa who helped transport us all into [...]

A bargain is a bargain

A bargain is a bargain

Right or wrong, shoplifting is just cheaper. — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) October 21, 2010   More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

Recession fortune cookies

Recession fortune cookies

New fortune cookie messages have been popping up in Chinese restaurants throughout the United States and several have resulted in complaints, even calls for government action. It's estimated that the brand of wisdom contained in 1 out of every 20 of the nation's fortune cookies is actually foreign indoctrination designed to further [...]

The Unemployment Chronicles, Vol. 1

The Unemployment Chronicles, Vol. 1

It's 2011. Two men in their 40's seek to re-enter the workforce after years as househusbands, only to discover a lifetime has passed since their last employment and the pursuit is more difficult than originally imagined. Each chained to a wealth of debt and armed with a surprisingly narrow skill set, the lack of spark in the economy [...]

Legendary Vermont craft brewery to close, owner blames bad economy

Legendary Vermont craft brewery to close, owner blames bad economy

BURLINGTON -- In an ever-growing sign of the times, another local business shuts its doors and a Vermont landmark becomes a memory. For a city known for its gravy fries, premium ice cream and a fondness for microbrew, the news hits especially hard. But it's 2011 and as goes Nicotine Jim's, so goes the nation. Pioneer brewmaster Jim [...]

Economic downturn too legit

Economic downturn too legit

How bad is the economy? MC Hammer says he changed his mind. For the right price, you can touch it.— Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) February 10, 2013   More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.