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Pressure Boosting 7 Spray Settings Shower Head

Pressure Boosting 7 Spray Settings Shower Head
$69.99
The Pressure Boosting 7 Spray Settings Shower Head gives you a wide range of refreshing shower options regardless of your ...

Versatile Shiatsu Massager

Versatile Shiatsu Massager
$89.99
Get hands-free relief from muscle aches, stiffness, fatigue and pain with the Versatile Shiatsu Massager. This massager can be ...

Aspen Adjustable Stool

Aspen Adjustable Stool
$249.99
With its contemporary curves and functionality, this Aspen Adjustable Stool is at home at every bar - whether you're serving ...

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Kanye West: Better now by definition?

Kanye West: Better now by definition?

Q.  Kanye? A.  I dig brevity. I assume you're talking about the Twitter manifesto from last weekend? Somehow I knew, mainly because we've already had this conversation. Remember? I mentioned I'd caught some of this in real time and you seemed a bit uninterested in Kanye West in general? I saved the email. Your exact words were: [...]

Hey there, Mr. Grumpy Gills

Hey there, Mr. Grumpy Gills

Q.  "I think the Internet is the most dangerous thing invented since the atomic bomb," John Mellencamp recently told Reuters. "It's destroyed the music business. It's going to destroy the movie business." What is wrong with these people?  A.  John, you keep swimming when life gets you down. Sounds like Mr. Sourcrab's been [...]

Jennifer Aniston & the Mystery of the Reluctant Stiffy

Jennifer Aniston & the Mystery of the Reluctant Stiffy

Q.  I'm just going to come out and say it: why do people care about Jennifer Aniston? This woman is rich and does not need our sympathy. A new perfume nobody wants, a movie out today that'll be on DVD in November and when we rent it we'll know why. I can't think of a film she's been in that I liked other than "Office Space" and that [...]

Trouble in River City

Trouble in River City

Q.  Al and Tipper break up after 40 years -- FORTY FREAKING YEARS!!! Are you fucking kidding me? What's the point? They aren't getting divorced (yet). I don't get it. That's a lot of time. Is this completely baked or only half baked? A.  Yes, yes and yes -- sort of gooey in the middle and scorched on the outside, like something [...]

Grandfatherly wisdom

Grandfatherly wisdom

Q.  The lady next to me is eating her mini pepperoni pizza with a knife & fork. I'm picking mine up with my semi-clean hands & devouring it. What's her deal?? A.  Is it a mini knife and fork? Because that would make it cool again -- much cooler than what you're doing. Eating mini food with mini utensils is highly [...]

Paula vs. Kara: Why Opposites Attract

Paula vs. Kara: Why Opposites Attract

Q.  Is Cara/Kara starting to bug the shit out of you with her comments yet? Lord, she bugs the fuck out of me! Bring back Paula! Dumb as a rock, but unpretentious... A.  First off, I need to address the Cara/Kara thing once and for all. I knew a girl named Cara in college and managed to get close to her one night. I’m sure [...]

WTF is this “sex rehab” shit???

WTF is this “sex rehab” shit???

Q.  Come on!  What the hell is this? If you’re a guy, you’re a sex addict. It’s genetic. If you’re famous, it’s like a kid in a candy store. Either you respect your significant other or you don’t.  Look, I don’t understand why guys like Jesse James and Tiger Woods get married in the first place? Play all you want, [...]

The 2009 Worst of the Worst

The 2009 Worst of the Worst

Q.  This being the year married men could not keep their pants on, which one of these guys is the lowest of the lows? The contestants: Tiger Woods, banging whores while his wife was 7 months pregnant. David Letterman, banging an intern while on vacation with his wife and kids. Mark Sanford, Governor of South Carolina, whose [...]

How to Read Past a Headline

How to Read Past a Headline

Q.  This Prop 8 is getting out of control. I'm headed to LA next month and hopefully the town isn't burning when I land. Dude, what is Tom Hanks thinking getting in the middle of this? Is this the time to be blurting out audibles with a microphone in your face? I know the media asks the questions but jeez. Even Rodney King is thinking [...]

God love that BCS!!

God love that BCS!!

Q.  The BCS has to be the most convoluted bunch of nonsense in sports. I can't believe they don't have a playoff system. It's an orgy of chaos. Name another sport that could get away with such a system to determine its annual champion. A.  I hope they never get a playoff in college football. I’d just like to be on record of [...]

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