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Jellyfish Aquarium

Jellyfish Aquarium
$89.99
Create a calm, tranquil environment in your home or office with our unique Jellyfish Aquarium. This maintenance-free environment features ...

Pet's Double Laser Chase Toy

Pet's Double Laser Chase Toy
$59.99
Now you can exercise multiple pets at the same time with the Double Laser Pet Toy. It has two automatic ...

Harley Quinn Pint Glass

Harley Quinn Pint Glass
$12.95
This Harley Quinn pint glass holds 16 ounces of your favorite beverage and is sure to be a hit at ...

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THE TWITTER COLLECTION …

May a fortune cookie be your tip

May a fortune cookie be your tip

Chinese restaurant. ME: I'll have sweet and sour pork. WAITER: Please order by number. ME: Okay, number 14. WAITER: Ah, sweet and sour pork. — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) August 13, 2012   More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on [...]

Pretty sure that’s what they meant

Pretty sure that’s what they meant

I was just offered a six-figure deal to write a novel about my success story!! No clue where I'm going to come up with that type of money — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) April 21, 2011   More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

And in third place is …

And in third place is …

The formulas of Pabst which failed to win blue ribbons must have really been shit. — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) June 3, 2012   More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

Mini-bar sex abuse scandal

Mini-bar sex abuse scandal

This bottle of Frangelico looks a lot like the guy who raped my friend Jerry. twitter.com/SoapyJohnson/s… — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) June 26, 2012 More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

Free agent signed through 2027

Free agent signed through 2027

Charles Manson denied parole, not eligible for another 15 years. TRANSLATION: Taxpayers have signed Charles Manson to a 15-year contract. — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) June 13, 2012   More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

Baby’s all grows up

Baby’s all grows up

Halloween costume catalogs are great. You can trace the evolution from toddler outfits all the way to full-on slutty whore in about 25 pages — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) September 25, 2011 More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

Breakfast bootcamp: Feel the burn

Breakfast bootcamp: Feel the burn

The lack of significant weight loss over the past 3 years is easily explained upon learning that isn't protein powder, it's pancake mix — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) May 19, 2011   More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

Purina Brunch

Purina Brunch

Breakfast consisted of 2 eggs, toast and I'm pretty sure those were Beggin' Strips — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) May 14, 2011   More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

Horseback, not whore’s back

Horseback, not whore’s back

Outbreak of equine herpes reported in 6 Western U.S. states. The key, say ranchers, getting the Jersey Shore cast to stop riding the horses — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) May 19, 2011   More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

Feline therapy

Feline therapy

My cat's depressed. She's all, like, woe is meow — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) January 7, 2011   More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

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