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Superman The Man Of Steel: Metallic Finish Statue By Gary Frank from Warner Bros.

Superman The Man Of Steel: Metallic Finish Statue By Gary Frank from Warner Bros.
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Based on the designs of superstar artist Gary Frank, this Superman statue renders the Man of Steel in a metallic ...

Superman Caped Pint Glass from Warner Bros.

Superman Caped Pint Glass from Warner Bros.
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This 16 ounce Superman pint glass comes with a removable cape! Although the glass is dishwasher safe, hand washing is ...

Harry Potter Portrait Rotating Bezel Watch from Warner Bros.

Harry Potter Portrait Rotating Bezel Watch from Warner Bros.
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This Harry Potter portrait adult watch features a stainless steel face and a genuine leather strap with a Polyurethane lining. ...

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Harry Potter Portrait Rotating Bezel Watch from Warner Bros.

Harry Potter Portrait Rotating Bezel Watch from Warner Bros.
$59.95
This Harry Potter portrait adult watch features a stainless steel face and a genuine leather strap with a Polyurethane lining. ...

Superman The Man Of Steel: Metallic Finish Statue By Gary Frank from Warner Bros.

Superman The Man Of Steel: Metallic Finish Statue By Gary Frank from Warner Bros.
$79.95
Based on the designs of superstar artist Gary Frank, this Superman statue renders the Man of Steel in a metallic ...

Superman Caped Pint Glass from Warner Bros.

Superman Caped Pint Glass from Warner Bros.
$14.95
This 16 ounce Superman pint glass comes with a removable cape! Although the glass is dishwasher safe, hand washing is ...

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Boost Your Sexual Confidence

Boost Your Sexual Confidence

I'm comforted to know that if my wife and I were lesbians, she assures me that I'd be the butch one— Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) April 17, 2011 More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

I know who I want to take me home

I know who I want to take me home

White girls who like to say, "getting my hair did," will go down on a bartender if it means getting a drink after last call.— Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) July 25, 2012 More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

I heat up like a burnin’ flame

I heat up like a burnin’ flame

"Abracadabra, I wanna reach out and grab ya." Most people, having written that, would put the pen down, spray their brains against the wall.— Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) July 25, 2012 More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

Just like a black girl should

Just like a black girl should

"Brown sugar, how come you taste so good?" -- line okay for Mick Jagger to use but gets me booted from yesterday's Beyonce meet and greet.— Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) September 21, 2012 More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

“Used to be’s” don’t count anymore

“Used to be’s” don’t count anymore

The song Rihanna and Chris Brown should have covered? "You Don't Bring Me Flowers" -- but instead of "Flowers" she says: "to the Hospital."— Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) March 21, 2012 More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

It was love at first byte

It was love at first byte

Had Siri tell OnStar my destination. Turns out they grew up together, and can't stop gabbing about this and that. They forgot I'm here.— Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) October 15, 2012 More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

One giant leap for Red Bull

One giant leap for Red Bull

Thanks to NASA budget cuts, jumping from space is now the only way to return to Earth. #SpaceJump— Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) October 14, 2012     If this were a scene from "Airplane!" ... the moment Felix Baumgartner lands on the ground, he'd be mauled by a tiger. #SpaceJump— Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) [...]

Looking for a job but I get no offers

Looking for a job but I get no offers

I'm reminded that Paul Simon said there were whores on Seventh Avenue. Still the case? Can anyone recommend a reliable cross street? — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) February 5, 2013 More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

The Stranger, with no money

The Stranger, with no money

I sat on my hand to make it fall asleep. Now when I use it to write checks, it feels like someone else is doing it. — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) February 5, 2013 Urban Dictionary definition:  The Stranger. More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan [...]

Fifteen minutes with Campbell’s Soup

Fifteen minutes with Campbell’s Soup

@soapyjohnson That must be some sort of record!— the Campbell Shop (@theCampbellShop) April 9, 2012 More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

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