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Superman The Man Of Steel: Metallic Finish Statue By Gary Frank from Warner Bros.

Superman The Man Of Steel: Metallic Finish Statue By Gary Frank from Warner Bros.
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Based on the designs of superstar artist Gary Frank, this Superman statue renders the Man of Steel in a metallic ...

The Wizard Of Oz Winkie Guards Musical Figurine from Warner Bros.

The Wizard Of Oz Winkie Guards Musical Figurine from Warner Bros.
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The Wizard of Oz Winkie Guards are featured in this musical figurine titled "Winkie Guards" and plays a sound clip ...

Superman Caped Pint Glass from Warner Bros.

Superman Caped Pint Glass from Warner Bros.
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This 16 ounce Superman pint glass comes with a removable cape! Although the glass is dishwasher safe, hand washing is ...

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The Wizard Of Oz Winkie Guards Musical Figurine from Warner Bros.

The Wizard Of Oz Winkie Guards Musical Figurine from Warner Bros.
$79.95
The Wizard of Oz Winkie Guards are featured in this musical figurine titled "Winkie Guards" and plays a sound clip ...

Superman Caped Pint Glass from Warner Bros.

Superman Caped Pint Glass from Warner Bros.
$14.95
This 16 ounce Superman pint glass comes with a removable cape! Although the glass is dishwasher safe, hand washing is ...

Superman The Man Of Steel: Metallic Finish Statue By Gary Frank from Warner Bros.

Superman The Man Of Steel: Metallic Finish Statue By Gary Frank from Warner Bros.
$79.95
Based on the designs of superstar artist Gary Frank, this Superman statue renders the Man of Steel in a metallic ...

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Just Five Guys

Just Five Guys

Because "Six Guys" was taking the burger and fries concept just a little too far out of everyone's comfort range.— Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) March 27, 2013 More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

I’ve Had The Time of My Life

I’ve Had The Time of My Life

Everyone you see in ads for Sandals resorts is insanely hot. Everyone you see at Sandals resorts has triceps the size of my cat.— Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) August 19, 2012 More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

Let’s build something together

Let’s build something together

First problem at Lowes, can't find black silicone caulking. Second problem, telling the black Lowes employee I'm looking for "black caulk."— Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) August 9, 2012 More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

Mars Curiosity about the tunes

Mars Curiosity about the tunes

First song transmitted from another planet is by will.i.am. Light years from now, extraterrestrials will.think.our.mus.ic.sucks.— Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) August 29, 2012 More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

Hurricane Zoloft, all “woe is me”

Hurricane Zoloft, all “woe is me”

Remnants of Beryl spun off the Atlantic coast as a tropical depression, becoming withdrawn, isolated, feeling hopeless, sad and worthless. — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) May 31, 2012 More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

Party on, Carlos!

Party on, Carlos!

Favorite NBA player is Carlos Boozer because it sounds like that fucker likes to party— Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) March 20, 2011 More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

Can’t you hear the thunder?

Can’t you hear the thunder?

Never in my lifetime, after asking someone if they speak my language, has the person smiled and given me a Vegemite sandwich. Not once.— Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) April 20, 2011 More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

On second thought, I’ll have the steak

On second thought, I’ll have the steak

Flagged down the waiter and asked what the catch of the day is. He says, "chlamydia" and walks away.— Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) June 26, 2012 More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

Five minus two = ?

Five minus two = ?

Question: If a farmer has only 5 apples and you take away 2 apples, what do you have left? Answer: A highly unsuccessful farmer.— Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) September 20, 2012 More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

Please don’t behead me.

Please don’t behead me.

Forget cartoons of Muhammad! I have an actual photograph of the prophet planking, also Tebowing while riding a giraffe. Will publish at 3pm.— Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) September 27, 2012 More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

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