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Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine Pint Glass from Warner Bros.

Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine Pint Glass from Warner Bros.
$10.36
Party with Scooby and the gang with this Mystery Machine 16 oz. pint glass! Hand wash is recommended.

The Hangover Baby Carlos Pint Glass from Warner Bros.

The Hangover Baby Carlos Pint Glass from Warner Bros.
$7.99
Get ready for some serious hijinks with the gang from The Hangover with this cool pint glass! This 16 oz. ...

Harley Quinn Pint Glass

Harley Quinn Pint Glass
$12.95
This Harley Quinn pint glass holds 16 ounces of your favorite beverage and is sure to be a hit at ...

Random Products

Harley Quinn Pint Glass

Harley Quinn Pint Glass
$12.95
This Harley Quinn pint glass holds 16 ounces of your favorite beverage and is sure to be a hit at ...

The Hangover Baby Carlos Pint Glass from Warner Bros.

The Hangover Baby Carlos Pint Glass from Warner Bros.
$7.99
Get ready for some serious hijinks with the gang from The Hangover with this cool pint glass! This 16 oz. ...

Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine Pint Glass from Warner Bros.

Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine Pint Glass from Warner Bros.
$10.36
Party with Scooby and the gang with this Mystery Machine 16 oz. pint glass! Hand wash is recommended.

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THE TWITTER COLLECTION …

An offer he can’t refuse

An offer he can’t refuse

Wanted to buy a quarter horse but they told me they’d only sell the entire horse.— Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) December 20, 2013 More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

Take it from my hands, Jesus

Take it from my hands, Jesus

Oh shit ... I let Jesus take the wheel and it looks like he's driving me to the liquor store again.— Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) September 25, 2013 More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

Missed the bridge, and that Oldsmobile

Missed the bridge, and that Oldsmobile

People think Ted Kennedy was careless and insensitive leaving the scene at Chappaquiddick but they forget just how much he loved that car. — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) July 16, 2013   More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

Jake Tapper’s One Hammerhead

Jake Tapper’s One Hammerhead

Looked up "Sharknado" on IMDb and clicked on "Plot Summary." Took me to a blank screen. #Sharknado— Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) July 12, 2013 In the funnel....from a distance....The lone hammerhead!! <3 #SharkNado— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) July 12, 2013 "You bet your sweet ass I'm proud [...]

She wants to win the Cup

She wants to win the Cup

It sucks when you're all geared up for NHL hockey, then see how Khloe Kardashian is so far ahead of you with her playoff beard. — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) April 12, 2012   More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

Where is the closest bathroom?

Where is the closest bathroom?

Announcer: "And now for a sideline report, let's check in with Joe Theismann with an update on his prostate." — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) March 9, 2013   More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

Oh hells to the negative

Oh hells to the negative

According to People magazine, Gwyneth Paltrow is World's Most Beautiful Woman. Second most beautiful? Gwyneth Paltrow's publicist.— Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) April 25, 2013 More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

Vee have vays of making you talk

Vee have vays of making you talk

Homeowners Association, the development gestapo. "Zis tree. Ver iz your permit? And zeez pavers. Zoo need approoooval for zee pavers!"— Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) August 2, 2012 More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

Solo for the big man

Solo for the big man

Any time a guy plays a saxophone solo, my natural inclination is to tap the shoulder of the person next to me and say, "fucker can blow!"— Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) July 29, 2012 More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

There’s a beverage here!

There’s a beverage here!

It's been brought to my attention that the only time I scream the name "Jesus" is when I'm in process of spilling a beer.— Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) August 8, 2012 More from "THE TWITTER COLLECTION ..." >> Follow: @SoapyJohnson on Twitter. >> Comment: Place it on Lucky Dan on Facebook.

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