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Versatile Shiatsu Massager

Versatile Shiatsu Massager
$89.99
Get hands-free relief from muscle aches, stiffness, fatigue and pain with the Versatile Shiatsu Massager. This massager can be ...

Pressure Boosting 7 Spray Settings Shower Head

Pressure Boosting 7 Spray Settings Shower Head
$69.99
The Pressure Boosting 7 Spray Settings Shower Head gives you a wide range of refreshing shower options regardless of your ...

Superman Caped Pint Glass from Warner Bros.

Superman Caped Pint Glass from Warner Bros.
$14.95
This 16 ounce Superman pint glass comes with a removable cape! Although the glass is dishwasher safe, hand washing is ...

Random Products

Versatile Shiatsu Massager

Versatile Shiatsu Massager
$89.99
Get hands-free relief from muscle aches, stiffness, fatigue and pain with the Versatile Shiatsu Massager. This massager can be ...

Superman Caped Pint Glass from Warner Bros.

Superman Caped Pint Glass from Warner Bros.
$14.95
This 16 ounce Superman pint glass comes with a removable cape! Although the glass is dishwasher safe, hand washing is ...

Pressure Boosting 7 Spray Settings Shower Head

Pressure Boosting 7 Spray Settings Shower Head
$69.99
The Pressure Boosting 7 Spray Settings Shower Head gives you a wide range of refreshing shower options regardless of your ...

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Martha Stewart’s Cooch

Martha Stewart’s Cooch

I just took the "Which White Collar Criminal Body Part are you?" quiz and the result is: Martha Stewart's Vagina While not implicated in the charges which led you to jail, you took the brunt of forced friendships and are the most vocal advocate in never going back to the big house. You've offered countless recipe and decorating tips [...]

Good advice on a hot day

Good advice on a hot day

I'd like to thank the weatherman for suggesting I wear lightweight clothing and drink plenty of water when it's hot outside. Today -- 96 degrees -- I had planned to wear a wool turtleneck and ski pants, then wash down some spicy Indian food with straight vodka before jogging several flights of stairs. Thanks, Mr. Weatherman, for [...]

Do not touch the glass

Do not touch the glass

How come a sticker that says "Do not touch the glass" only makes you want to touch the glass? And why is a sticker that says "Do not touch the glass" allowed to touch it yet none of us can? What makes it so damn special -- pasted on there, mocking us, clearly telling us not to do what it's doing at that exact moment. Or is it just [...]

I don’t have time to ask nicely!

I don’t have time to ask nicely!

**All Jack Bauer dialogue authentic and unedited, from the Fox series "24." Sir, you can't go in there. "You don't want to make me do this." He's not in his office, he's on his way to a meeting. "You tell me what you know or I promise you this will become very unpleasant." It's a 12:30 lunch downtown. He left 10 [...]

Quiz: Which McDonaldland character are you?

Quiz: Which McDonaldland character are you?

The answer is: Officer Big Mac. While outranked by Mayor McCheese in terms of civic duties, you double him in burger patties and total calories. You've never actually caught the Hamburglar and have accepted that Gobblins will steal fries, it's what they do. Your blessing at the Ronald McDonald/Captain Crook civil union moved Grimace [...]

Crackas: Search & replace

Crackas: Search & replace

There's a lot of racism going on. Who's more racist, white people or black people? It's white people! You know why? Because white people hate white people too! Everything black people don't like about white people, white people don't like about white people. It's like their own personal civil war. On one side, there's white people. On [...]

Quiz: What “Charles in Charge” cast member are you?

Quiz: What “Charles in Charge” cast member are you?

The answer is: Willie Aames. You weren't in charge at any point of the series and, unlike Charles, never got a piece of Nicole Eggert. Your wingman "Buddy" provided painfully uncomfortable comic relief; off-set, a constant battle with boom operators and interns over 15-year old groupie throwaways that even Baio wouldn't touch. You [...]

Facebook post not in fashion

Facebook post not in fashion

George Paxman  Strange night. Went to a club and some a-hole with a massive diamond earring starts flirting up one of the dancers and this really pissed off the bartender. He comes sailing across the bar and it's on -- punches flying, chairs smashing and then the idiot starts shooting -- it was crazy, it happened so fast. Bartender just [...]

Quiz: What color Skittle are you?

Quiz: What color Skittle are you?

The answer is: Green. While you lack the supposed aphrodisiasticness of your M&M brethren, you offer a taste of the rainbow that candy-covered chocolate simply can't provide. You're one underground PR campaign away from being perceived as the second-coming of Spanish fly meets Levitra. Don't get a swelled head -- you're just candy [...]

Free liquor!! A how-to

Free liquor!! A how-to

I get my booze for free. By that I mean, I charge it and when the bills come, I just don't pay them. This can be extended to any product or service. It's like going to the store and getting anything you need, at no cost to yourself. Just grab what you want, show them the card and walk away. It's shoplifting without the [...]

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