Lindsay Lohan mugshot #6 more posed than #3, more emphasis on make up than #’s 1, 2 or 5 and more angry than #4. By #7, she’ll have it down.
— Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) March 21, 2013
Well, six for now. Will update as needed.
From July 2007’s, “Why are they doing this to me?” to October 2011’s, “I should have been cast in ‘Game of Thrones?” we’ve seen the spectrum of Lindsay Lohan’s incarcerated range, as captured by the Santa Monica Police Department. But Monday’s, “this shit is getting really old” sneer may top them all.
Going back to her fiery red roots — a throwback to July 2010 — the 26-year old is poised, darker and packing more attitude than ever before. Full makeup, varsity-style jacket and black shirt, with her hair pulled back she’s just oozing Hollywood angst after accepting a plea agreement. Pleading no contest to reckless driving and lying to authorities — all related to her 2012 car crash — the former child star must serve 90 days in rehab, perform 30 days of community service and undergo psychotherapy for 18 months.
Not since September 2010’s, “I so want to tell you all to suck it,” has she exuded such confidence while careening from the grasp of control. Clearly outdoing herself, the New Yorker called the latest mugshot her best one yet … working “winged eyeliner and an insouciant expression that conveys boredom with a hint of mischief — the perfect look for our beloved fashion-plate recidivist.”
Bravo, LiLo. Bravo.
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