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Bill Maher, the twink that roared

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Previously ……… Bill Maher, the biggest slut of all

—  Vol. 2  —

… to some it’s funny and to some it’s offensive in equal measure.

Another says the same and it’s bedlam. Wrong for one, okay for someone else — it’s funny, given a pass. Even Barbara Walters laughs it off. It has less to do with substance and everything to do with political alignment. Suddenly it’s the reverse and everyone’s feelings are hurt.


Many never accepted Limbaugh’s apologies, Fluke included, but Maher was quick to say we should move on — sensing this crashes in his lap. This is a history for him, not some one-off lapse.

Maher’s gone after liberal woman, in particular, Hillary Clinton’s cunt — consistent in showcasing females as lesser objects, generic with so few nuances and differentiating qualities from one to the other. They can each be boiled down and explained with the same handful of vulgar adjectives.

This is so unlike reality, it speaks less about the actual nature of women and more to explain why Maher has never been married. What wife would put up with that shit? Master of the short relationship for a reason, women don’t appreciate  someone carelessly demeaning their brand.

There was a Howard Stern interview with Karin Taylor, a Playboy Playmate from the mid-1990’s — gorgeous and so far out of Bill Maher’s league, in a world where he’s an assistant manager at Big Lot’s. They dated for three months before he dumped her. She told the story of how he took her to dinner, then drove her home.

He parked the car and handed her an envelope, said to open it when she got inside her apartment. Telling the story months later, she was still upset by it. She asked what is was, he repeated for her to read it inside. She opened it and read the note in front of him.

He was breaking up with her, he didn’t want the hassle of having to actually deal with it. Okay to show Miss June off once more in public, hoping to be miles away before she learned he was on to a new month.

How does a life — where a man with the face of a gerbil can treat women as disposable — such as this, give a person objectivity that’s understanding of and relatable to, say, anybody else on the planet?

A devout atheist, remove Maher’s Golden Corral of harem pussy that is the Playboy Mansion and I’d be willing to bet he finds religion fairly quickly. A few career missteps, he stops getting Mansion invites and how long before Maher’s seen circling Holmby Hills, singing “Jesus, Take the Wheel” at the top of his lungs?

“I’m a pottymouth, not a misogynist” — Four Questions for Bill Maher — Political Punch with Jake Tapper

Defensive out of the gate, before Jake asks a question — quick to add a fifth answer free, in a four-question segment. Like the guy accused of racism insisting he has black friends, even when Bill thinks he’s being funny (“I think Obama is going to beat Romney like a runaway sister wife”), he’s advocating the abuse of women.

All this overly sexist nonsense bravado from such a small, insignificant little man.

I started reading and a few paragraphs in — have you EVER heard Bill Maher compared to George Carlin?

No. Never.

I’ve not heard this comparison.

Just because you’re acerbic does not make you George Carlin. Even when I don’t agree with Maher, I can appreciate his writing and obvious artistry — and I don’t use artistry loosely as many do. Carlin perfected his delivery into an art.

Maher is a performer, a fomenter, provocateur and a hack in comparison.

An artist will present his or her theories and thoughts and — even if you disagree — you can’t help but listen, laugh and consider their viewpoints because it is ART!

There are very few who possess this ability and even fewer with the work ethic and courage to develop this kind of talent.

Maher = Carlin? Please tell how?!

With Maher, you either agree with him or you don’t — he’s not inclusive, nor is he trying to be. No doubt Carlin was also liberal but he never waived any flag to such a degree that it disrupted from making a grander point.

Carlin never wrapped the bulk of his act in contemporary politics, and didn’t swarm from one direction. George was equal opportunity because he thought it all sucked. He delivered attacks with such perspective that even those being ridiculed could laugh at it. He’d attack abortion rights activists with one joke and pro-choice activists with the next, somehow showing a common thread that bonded the two.

And another big difference, George Carlin was funny.

I’m trying to think of a time when Carlin used one of the seven words you can’t say on television and attached it to the name of a specific person … repeatedly … then went after her daughter …

Yes, Bill, edgy is your brand.

You left a Carlin show having learned something. And George would have a totally different act next time you saw him, a new topic that forced an entirely different shaping of the world. I don’t care how many HBO specials Maher has, the jokes are new but it’s the same “west of the 405 Freeway” world view.

“The bit I did about Palin using the word c-, one of the biggest laughs in my act, I did it all over the country, not one person ever registered disapproval, and believe me, audiences are not afraid to let you know.”

As barometers go, if you paid admission to a Bill Maher show, you probably didn’t vote McCain/Palin in 2008. Ratio of conservatives to liberals in the audience? Open a theatre in Branson; take the act to Cheyenne Frontier Days; tell the “Palin is a cunt” joke at the NRA Convention. Use that as a measure, Bill. Report back.
Very good points. He’s still safe on HBO, insulated, as you said.

George would also never call Megyn Kelly a “blonde twink” — “not because she’s a woman, it’s because she’s dumb.” Fox News anchor (the only lightning rod required) and former attorney, one thing Kelly is not lacking: intelligence. Don’t agree with her, fine — that doesn’t mean she’s stupid.

Faced with a woman who’s opinion aligns counter to his beliefs, this a featured knee-jerk from the Bill Maher grab bag — consistent, hardly surprising.

A Democrat congressman from Georgia worries that Guam might tip over; Mika Brzezinski’s favorite founding father (said while ridiculing Palin’s stupidity) is Abraham Lincoln — why is Mika not a blonde twink?

Quintessential junk food: little nutritional value, sweet to the taste and creme-filled.” Does Bill not understand what a twink is? By his definition, wouldn’t that make him one? He’s certainly no bear.

Naive, and cute, with nothing upstairs.”

“Male, only ideal for a short term, not having lasting qualities or being very emotionally fulfilling.” That sounds a lot like a guy with an HBO show — well, for now. HBO should take a stand, publicly rebuke Maher in whatever manner deemed appropriate and express dissatisfaction in his repeated sexist attacks.

April 24, 2012 — It’s Official: HBO Renews ‘Real Time with Bill Maher’ for Two More SeasonsHollywood Reporter

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