She told me not to get excited about getting to second base. It was late, it didn’t matter. She called it “defensive indifference.”
— Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) June 1, 2011
Official rule of Major League Baseball: Defensive indifference, 10.07(g)
In “Paradise by the Dashboard Light,” Meat Loaf is thrown out at home plate, but you have to admire how quickly he went from first to third. — Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) April 18, 2012
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