The kid talks a walk, sees a jogger and flags him down in the middle of the street. He gives him the tie and says “Happy Father’s Day.”
Jogger says he isn’t a dad. “Why would you be giving this to me?” he asks.
The kid says, “the tie goes to the runner.”
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