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A kid gives his dad a tie …

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A kid gives his dad a tie for Father’s Day. Dad says he already has a few hundred of them already and suggests giving it to someone who might need one.

The kid talks a walk, sees a jogger and flags him down in the middle of the street. He gives him the tie and says “Happy Father’s Day.”

Jogger says he isn’t a dad. “Why would you be giving this to me?” he asks.

The kid says, “the tie goes to the runner.”


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