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Headlines reveal October surprise: Barack Obama changes name to “Hillary Clinton”

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It’s 3 AM, the phone rings. There’s a tiger in the bathroom and nobody can seem to find Doug.

It was 2008 and there was apparently something in the Jagermeister. A momentous evening to be sure, America appears to be having a hard time piecing much of it together … so say the headlines.

As recovery summers go, the nation sharpened its scrutiny on Barack Obama as the dog days of 2011 carried into autumn. A repudiation of his handling of the economy; continually high unemployment; deals with House Republicans which disillusioned his base; the direction of the country questioned by more than eight of every 10 Americans, and; a debt ceiling debate which left him marginalized — the President of the United States now faces criticism from all circles.

Next November, America will once again decide which candidate it prefers answering the White House red phone in the wee small hours. By growing numbers, it’s become likely that it might be somebody new, come January 2013.

Looking to recapture excitement and inspire poll numbers, rumors have suggested Vice President Joe Biden be replaced on the ticket in order energize voters — and while she’s repeatedly denied any interest in VP or a primary challenge to the Democrat nomination, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s name is always quick to enter the 2012 discussion.

In a media-saturated culture dominated by headlines and sensational journalism, it should be no surprise that psychics are routinely asked to anticipate future news stories based on current events. We asked some of the nation’s top oracles of the web at the American Association of Psychics and Mediums™ to do just that …
Psychic prediction 2011 Year End Review: On positive side, Barack Obama has better year than Amy Winehouse
Psychic predictionLeading Senate Democrats suggest November 2012 election be “best two out of three”
 
Psychic predictionBarack Obama changes name to “Hillary Clinton,” Joe Biden legally “Barack Obama”
Psychic predictionAt lunch stop in El Paso, Obama proclaims, “Oy vey, these enchiladas are off the hook, yo.”
 
Psychic predictionSanders-Kucinich ticket fails to win key endorsements from Sanders, Kucinich
Psychic predictionHope in demographics, President Obama still very popular among “Other” and “Decline to Answer”

Psychic prediction Hillary Clinton elected 45th President of the United States


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