It’s 3 AM, the phone rings. There’s a tiger in the bathroom and nobody can seem to find Doug.
It was 2008 and there was apparently something in the Jagermeister. A momentous evening to be sure, America appears to be having a hard time piecing much of it together … so say the headlines.
- Obama hits all-time lows, according to NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll
- Poll: Economic pessimism deepens, and more blame Obama
- Obama’s Influence Fades
- President Obama still covets TV time, but the medium is no longer loving him back
As recovery summers go, the nation sharpened its scrutiny on Barack Obama as the dog days of 2011 carried into autumn. A repudiation of his handling of the economy; continually high unemployment; deals with House Republicans which disillusioned his base; the direction of the country questioned by more than eight of every 10 Americans, and; a debt ceiling debate which left him marginalized — the President of the United States now faces criticism from all circles.
- President Obama; Falling Out of Love with him…
- Democrats Distancing Themselves From Obama
- He nearly lost Robert Redford … Huffington Post
Next November, America will once again decide which candidate it prefers answering the White House red phone in the wee small hours. By growing numbers, it’s become likely that it might be somebody new, come January 2013.
Looking to recapture excitement and inspire poll numbers, rumors have suggested Vice President Joe Biden be replaced on the ticket in order energize voters — and while she’s repeatedly denied any interest in VP or a primary challenge to the Democrat nomination, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s name is always quick to enter the 2012 discussion.
In a media-saturated culture dominated by headlines and sensational journalism, it should be no surprise that psychics are routinely asked to anticipate future news stories based on current events. We asked some of the nation’s top oracles of the web at the American Association of Psychics and Mediums™ to do just that …
- Obama ratings sink to new lows as hope fades
- Opposition to Obama grows — strongly
- Nobody Politically Fears This President At All Right Now
- Barack Obama and Ed Schultz Make GQ’s ’25 Least Influential People Alive’
Psychic prediction – 2011 Year End Review: On positive side, Barack Obama has better year than Amy Winehouse
- Dem Rep: Obama Will Have “Very Tough Time” Winning Re-Election
- Poll: Majority expects Obama to lose re-election
- Democrats Fret Aloud Over Obama’s Re-election
- Former Democratic Pollsters: Obama Should Abandon Run for Second Term
Psychic prediction — Leading Senate Democrats suggest November 2012 election be “best two out of three”
- Poll: Hillary Would Defeat Obama by 20 Points
- Hillary Ranked as World’s 2nd Most Powerful Woman
- Experts begin to doubt Obama’s re-electability
- Hillary Clinton leads GOP presidential candidates, poll says
Psychic prediction — Barack Obama changes name to “Hillary Clinton,” Joe Biden legally “Barack Obama”
- Latino support for Obama drops to new low
- AJC Survey Confirms: Obama Losing Jewish Vote
- Obama’s favorability numbers start to drop among African Americans
Psychic prediction — At lunch stop in El Paso, Obama proclaims, “Oy vey, these enchiladas are off the hook, yo.”
- From hope to despair: is Obama a one-term wonder?
- Liberals vow to challenge Obama in Democratic primaries
- Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders suggests its time for Obama to face primary challenge
- Rep. Dennis Kucinich: A Primary Challenge ‘Would Make [Obama] A Better President’
Psychic prediction — Sanders-Kucinich ticket fails to win key endorsements from Sanders, Kucinich
- Obama’s Base Still Crumbling — Youth Vote Slipping Away
- Barack Obama Losing African-American Support Over Economy
- CNN Poll: Drop in liberal support pushes Obama approval rating down
- One in four Democrats wants to dump Obama
- Gallup: Obama’s Approval Hits All-Time Low of 41 Percent Among Women
- Black President, Double Standard: Why White Liberals Are Abandoning Obama
- Congressional Black Caucus frustrated that Obama doesn’t give them the time of day
Psychic prediction — Hope in demographics, President Obama still very popular among “Other” and “Decline to Answer”
- Does Obama really want to win?
- Who Can Support President Obama?
- Should Obama quit after one term?
- Why Obama should withdraw
- 17% Say U.S. Heading In Right Direction
Psychic prediction — Major League Baseball seeks to strip President Obama of 2009 Cy Young Award
- Election 2012: Generic Republican 47%, Obama 41%
- Poll: 65% Give Obama Thumbs Down On Economy
- Obama Fundraising Suffers Huge Drop-off
- Poll: 56% of surveyed think Barack Obama is worse President, or just as bad, as George W. Bush
Psychic prediction — “Generigate” rocks GOP: Generic mistress comes forward, third unnamed to admit affair with Generic Republican
- Obama’s Job Approval Drops Below Carter’s
- 60% Say Obama Weaker Than Expected
- Obama’s Florida approval rating ‘worst score in any Quinnipiac University poll in any state’
- Obama In Big Trouble With Independent Voters In Key States
Psychic prediction — Show of strength: Obama signs executive order ceding several red and swing states to Mexico
- Three Reasons Hillary Clinton Will Never Be Barack Obama’s VP in 2012
- Why Hillary Clinton must run in 2012
- Hillary Clinton: VP run not ‘in the realm of possibility’
- Hillary Clinton Would Not Serve Second Term In Obama Cabinet
- Dick Cheney to Hillary Clinton: Run!
- Pressure Grows on Hillary to Challenge Sinking Obama
- Hillary Clinton: ‘It’s Time for Others to Step Up’
- Hillary Clinton Says She Won’t Run Again for Elective Office
Psychic prediction – Hillary Clinton elected 45th President of the United States
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