Martha Stewart’s Vagina
While not implicated in the charges which led you to jail, you took the brunt of forced friendships and are the most vocal advocate in never going back to the big house. You’ve offered countless recipe and decorating tips which have mostly been ignored and haven’t had a visitor since Wolfgang Puck dipped into the cooking sherry and wowed you with his use of macarons.
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