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Friday Lawsuit Attention Grab

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Place it on Lucky Dan introduces a new segment — the Friday Lawsuit Attention Grab, or “FLAG.”

In today’s edition … Tom Cruise touched his first breast yesterday. It belonged to a transgender named Donald. Tom needed a step stool to reach it and the experience lifted him above Operating Thetan Level VII.

Now letteth the cease and desist letters commence. We still have freedom of speech, right? I probably should have asked that first.

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