One (1) plastic grocery bag
- Walk down the sidewalk
- Stop and sniff a mailbox or two (optional)
- Make sure someone is watching as you approach an open plot of grass
- Remove pants and defecate on said plot
- Pull up pants
- Remove plastic bag from pocket
- Scoop contents with bag, turn bag inside out and tie it tight
- Continue down the sidewalk
For added fun, next time bring your dog.
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