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Harry Potter Portrait Rotating Bezel Watch from Warner Bros.

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Superman The Man Of Steel: Metallic Finish Statue By Gary Frank from Warner Bros.

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Batman: Arkham City Mr. Freeze Statue By Dave Cortes from Warner Bros.

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Superman The Man Of Steel: Metallic Finish Statue By Gary Frank from Warner Bros.

Superman The Man Of Steel: Metallic Finish Statue By Gary Frank from Warner Bros.
$79.95
Based on the designs of superstar artist Gary Frank, this Superman statue renders the Man of Steel in a metallic ...

Batman: Arkham City Mr. Freeze Statue By Dave Cortes from Warner Bros.

Batman: Arkham City Mr. Freeze Statue By Dave Cortes from Warner Bros.
$149.95
Time to chill! Based on the video game Batman: Arkham City and the art of Dave Cortes, this action figure ...

Harry Potter Portrait Rotating Bezel Watch from Warner Bros.

Harry Potter Portrait Rotating Bezel Watch from Warner Bros.
$59.95
This Harry Potter portrait adult watch features a stainless steel face and a genuine leather strap with a Polyurethane lining. ...

To see the look on their faces

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Materials required:

One (1) plastic grocery bag

Procedure:

  1. Walk down the sidewalk
  2. Stop and sniff a mailbox or two (optional)
  3. Make sure someone is watching as you approach an open plot of grass
  4. Remove pants and defecate on said plot
  5. Pull up pants
  6. Remove plastic bag from pocket
  7. Scoop contents with bag, turn bag inside out and tie it tight
  8. Continue down the sidewalk

For added fun, next time bring your dog.


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