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To see the look on their faces

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Materials required:

One (1) plastic grocery bag

Procedure:

  1. Walk down the sidewalk
  2. Stop and sniff a mailbox or two (optional)
  3. Make sure someone is watching as you approach an open plot of grass
  4. Remove pants and defecate on said plot
  5. Pull up pants
  6. Remove plastic bag from pocket
  7. Scoop contents with bag, turn bag inside out and tie it tight
  8. Continue down the sidewalk

For added fun, next time bring your dog.


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