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Evolution 18 Swiss Army Knife 16980

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Wenger Women's TerraGraph Watch 72798

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Wenger Women's TerraGraph Watch 72798

Wenger Women's TerraGraph Watch 72798
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This magnificent world-class watch by the maker of the Swiss Army knife has a stunning blue dial and a ...

Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine Pint Glass from Warner Bros.

Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine Pint Glass from Warner Bros.
$10.36
Party with Scooby and the gang with this Mystery Machine 16 oz. pint glass! Hand wash is recommended.

Evolution 18 Swiss Army Knife 16980

Evolution 18 Swiss Army Knife 16980
$59.95
Next generation Evo Swiss Army knives look modern and are easy to grip. Features include: 1. Ergonomic handles, 2. 2....

Good advice on a hot day

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I’d like to thank the weatherman for suggesting I wear lightweight clothing and drink plenty of water when it’s hot outside.

Today — 96 degrees — I had planned to wear a wool turtleneck and ski pants, then wash down some spicy Indian food with straight vodka before jogging several flights of stairs.

Thanks, Mr. Weatherman, for offering a better plan. You saved my life.

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