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Good advice on a hot day

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I’d like to thank the weatherman for suggesting I wear lightweight clothing and drink plenty of water when it’s hot outside.

Today — 96 degrees — I had planned to wear a wool turtleneck and ski pants, then wash down some spicy Indian food with straight vodka before jogging several flights of stairs.

Thanks, Mr. Weatherman, for offering a better plan. You saved my life.

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