The answer is: Officer Big Mac.
While outranked by Mayor McCheese in terms of civic duties, you double him in burger patties and total calories. You’ve never actually caught the Hamburglar and have accepted that Gobblins will steal fries, it’s what they do. Your blessing at the Ronald McDonald/Captain Crook civil union moved Grimace to tears, which isn’t easy to do.
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