The answer is: Willie Aames.
You weren’t in charge at any point of the series and, unlike Charles, never got a piece of Nicole Eggert. Your wingman “Buddy” provided painfully uncomfortable comic relief; off-set, a constant battle with boom operators and interns over 15-year old groupie throwaways that even Baio wouldn’t touch. You actually gained weight on Celebrity Fit Club. At least you still have a good portion of your hair. Don’t sell it.
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