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Non-inspirational childrens books

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“You’ll Never Amount to Anything”

“The Little Engine That Could … NOT!!”

“Sometimes Mommy Drinks”

“Bucky the Train has Lost his Caboose”

“Where Uncle Tony’s Wild Things Are”


“Clearcut Giving Tree Forest”

“Green Eggs Only (Ham not in budget since Dad got laid off)”

“Blueberries for Salmonella: How cross-contamination can kill you”

“Curious George Michael”

“Cloudy with a Chance of Balls”

“Pat the Bunny (it’s his name, please do not touch the bunny)”

“Everyone Poops on the Grocery Cart

“Madeline: Touched Inappropriately”

“One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish Roll, with miso soup and edamame for $13.95”

“If you Give a Mouse a Cookie, Next Time He Brings Friends”

“Puff, the Magic Peach meets Winnie-the-Dragon and James takes a Giant Pooh”

“Jumanji”

“How to Control Grubs and The Very Hungry Caterpillar”

“The Three Little Pigs BBQ Plate”

“Hop on Baby Daddy”

“Oh, the Places You’ll Go Once You Get Implants!”

“Horton Placed in Witness Protection after Testifying Against a Who!”

“The Indian in the Cupboard Will Attack You While You Sleep”

“The Cat in the Hat is Put Down”

“The Polar Express derails: 3 killed, 47 injured”

“Little Pee”

“Go Ahead, Talk to Strangers. Mommy & Daddy Don’t Love You”

“The Berenstain Bears in Foreclosure”

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