While you lack the supposed aphrodisiasticness of your M&M brethren, you offer a taste of the rainbow that candy-covered chocolate simply can’t provide. You’re one underground PR campaign away from being perceived as the second-coming of Spanish fly meets Levitra. Don’t get a swelled head — you’re just candy — but understand your potential.
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