George Paxman Strange night. Went to a club and some a-hole with a massive diamond earring starts flirting up one of the dancers and this really pissed off the bartender. He comes sailing across the bar and it’s on — punches flying, chairs smashing and then the idiot starts shooting — it was crazy, it happened so fast. Bartender just lying there, the girl’s freaking out. I read this morning that he died. He was dating the girl. Sad, sad story.
Becky Knight Where were you and are you ok ?
Michael Franco For real??!!!
Sarah Farr omg!!! sounds like you did not go to the right bar!!!
Rick Parker Is that what I missed by staying home?!? Glad I didn’t go. Why didn’t you call me?
Jesse Butler oh my god. are you ok?
Jody Harris Wow! How awful! That tops my night of eating leftover noodles and watching Basketball Wives…
Kristy Davis Oh yeah, I heard about this…wasn’t the bartender’s name Tony something?
Jeff Bell You must have been at the Copa . . . Copacabana. It’s the hottest spot north of Havana.
Becky Knight You’re an asshole!!
Becky Knight Fuck you.
Jesse Butler Talk about crying wolf. I can’t believe you. next time you won’t have our sympathy.
Jeff Bell BTW, Kristy I got this one waaaaay before you did. Just seeing how long it’d take someone else to get it.
Rick Parker You better update this in 30 years when the girl’s lost her mind, drunk and wearing the same dress she wore last night.
Kristy Davis Sure you did, Jeff.
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