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A Christmas Story You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Retro Pint Glass from Warner Bros.

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Paris, Lindsay, George – Not news!

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“The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.”

The Scarecrow

And other things that never change …

I hesitate to even go down this road because it’s so overdone that it’s no longer news. George Michael gets baked and crashes his car into something; they find pot in the car and he’s headed to jail — not news. Lindsay Lohan fails a drug test, violates parole and will again have to face a judge — NOT NEWS. Paris Hilton gets arrested for cocaine possession, thus today disappointing her “fans” when Japan won’t allow her in the country — not news.

Paris won’t even allow the Milkaholic a full day to stay in the news cycle.


The Scarecrow didn’t have a brain either but at least he learned something — the first time! He didn’t have to follow the Yellow Brick Road again and again to realize he was just part of a dream and that all he gets in the end is a diploma.

These links above could be dead, it wouldn’t matter because nobody needs to click them. They’re only provided as reference in the rare case that someone might not be familiar with how these particular celebrities: A). drive when they don’t need to and; B). can’t keep their drugs at home.

It’s really that simple.

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