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Blast From the Past??

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Getting to this late but Brendan Fraser’s parents kept him in a bomb shelter for 35 years and he never needed medical attention? A prescription filled? He only ventured out when his father needed it?

And when would they ever know the nuclear holocaust was over?

You’re locked in with no contact outside, you can’t just open the door and peek. Even with the door on a timer, how does one know that one nuclear winter has ended and another has not begun?

And if your parents were Christopher Walken and Sissy Spacek, how would it even be possible that this child does not immediately kill everyone on the outside the moment he’s allowed to set foot in the real world?

Can it truly be a “safe room” if Christopher Walken is sharing it with you?


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