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For those about to cuss, I commute you

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Only in California would they — oh fuck it, why bother. Here’s the headline: Calif. Assembly passes ‘Cuss Free Week’.

For every action, there’s an equal and opposite reaction. For every government action, there are overpaid people in the highest level of management who never bothered to think something through.

I’m starting a new business, shuttling California residents across the border into Oregon, Nevada and Arizona — so that for one week a year, they’ll be able to swear to their heart’s content without the mother fucking threat of government intrusion into their Goddamn First Amendment rights.

The buses will be mini-offices equipped with wi-fi so customers can continue to work and, hell, will even allow smoking.

Thinkof of naming it: “The Shithead California State Assembly Cock-Sucker Express.”


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