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It’s long been said, it’s better to be the recipient of an emergency shipment of condoms than the shipper. Forget the medals and the competition. That people thought so much of you and your potential for conquest is a feather in your fine young cap and something they can never take away from you.

It’s kind of a cool story to say you shipped emergency condoms to the Olympic athletes but you’ll never be as awesome as the kids getting internationally FedExed a condom a day for the next two weeks.

Last emergency shipment of condoms I can recall were to Jon, Kate and Octomom and that was more in the hopes of curtailing the ridiculous degree of procreation they were, frankly, mocking. Obviously those shipments were not overnighted.

At least the recipients here are in top shape but I’m still not thrilled with the distribution. I’d like to see the gold medal winners get three condoms, silver winners get two and give one away with the bronze. All those who don’t win medals get as many condoms as they can carry.

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