THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ...
- Sources deep inside the league confirm, nearly every player currently in the NFL is gay.
- Sources inside the league confirm, nearly every current NFL player is gay
- New Dodgers owners hold press conference to show how large their penises are
- New Dodgers owners hold press conference to show how large their penises are
- Fact Check: First Lady debate fiesty as
- Fact Check: First Lady debate feisty as “War on Women” turns nasty
- Red Sox fan divorces Yankee husband, citing irreconcilable obnoxiousness
- Red Sox fan divorces Yankee husband, citing irreconcilable obnoxiousness
- No more corporate bongos! Outbreak of capitalism has Occupy Movement policing its own
- No corporate bongos! Outbreak of capitalism has Occupy Movement policing its own
- Tragedy in Vegas: Tupac hologram shot to death in visual effects drive by
- Tragedy in Vegas: Tupac hologram shot to death in visual effects drive-by
- The Daily Horoscope
- Under no circumstances
- Mayor Bloomberg to ban cannibals in New York City from eating anyone over 5-foot-4
- Mayor Bloomberg to ban cannibals in New York City from eating anyone over 5-foot-4
- Suspected White House leak details
- Suspected White House leak reveals new US policy detailing “how to properly burn the Koran”
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Vernon Wells is keeping it real »
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Lindsay Lohan mugshot Pick 6 »
Lindsay Lohan mugshot #6 more posed than #3, more emphasis on make up than #'s 1, 2 or 5 and more angry than #4. By #7, she'll have it [...]
What difference does it Google? »
The 2016 presidential election has begun, according to Google search engineering. This claim will later be denied by Google, but what [...]
TWO DUDES, Q&A ...
James Franco vs. Mila Kunis
World's biggest poseur! Like the great and powerful Oz, James Franco wants to be loved by everyone. Instead, he comes off as the pathetic man hiding behind the curtain -- NY Post Q. James Franco?? I've been thinking this since 2002, when he was at the Long Beach film festival, where my documentary was showing. A. Well [...]
No stopping now, this is the playoffs
Previously ......... The starting point: Vol. 1 -- Every thought is with the kid ARCHIVES: Follow Lost kittens find their way home. Updates to follow. --- Vol. 4 --- Thursday, May 24, 2012 ... For two people who didn't want to go out (and I wasn't planning on drinking), we drank angry. Jules was feeling no pain at [...]
And Bibby didn’t come home
Previously ......... The starting point: Vol. 1 -- Every thought is with the kid ARCHIVES: Follow Lost kittens find their way home. Updates to follow. --- Vol. 3 --- October 7, 2012 ... A year to the day since taking Carlisle to emergency and I'm only now finding it possible to continue writing about it. I've [...]
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SO THAT HAPPENED ...
Quiz: Which ethnic slur are you? »
I just took the "Which racially-charged, derogatory ethnic slur are you?" quiz and the result is: Cracker What you lack in rhythm, you gain in your ability to excel at [...]
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The Daily Horoscope »
Aries: (March 21 - April 19) -- Get acquainted with superiors at work. Mix business and pleasure with [...]
Under no circumstances! »
Don't eat tacos before a first date. Don't buy menthol cigarettes for caucasians. Don't send your [...]
Recession fortune cookies »
New fortune cookie messages have been popping up in Chinese restaurants throughout the United States and [...]
THE TWITTER COLLECTION ...
Oh hells to the negative »
According to People magazine, Gwyneth Paltrow is World's Most Beautiful Woman. Second most beautiful? Gwyneth Paltrow's publicist.— Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) April 25, 2013 More from "THE TWITTER [...]
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- Solo for the big man
- Careful, man, there’s a beverage here!
- Six Guys Burgers and Fries
- I’ve Had The Time of My Life
- Let’s build something together
- Mars Curiosity about the tunes
- Hurricane Zoloft, all “woe is me”
- Get your drink on!
- Can’t you hear the thunder?
- On second thought, I’ll have the steak
- Five minus two = ?